NES/Famicom

Takeshi no Chousenjou

Players: 1

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Achievements

46 achievements · 460 total points

You're Seeing Someone Else, Aren't You? Divorce your wife and pay alimony
3 pts
Stick It to the Man Quit your job after divorcing your wife
3 pts
You're Good for a Young' Un Receive a blank piece of paper from an old man
10 pts
Treasure Hunt Begins Reveal the treasure map
3 pts
Can't Wait to go Hang Gliding! Arrive at the South Pacific
2 pts
God Dammit I Shot the Wind Again! Hang glide your way to Chabarin Island
25 pts
My Thirst Has Been Quenched Gift a Canteen to the Hermit
3 pts
Old Island Heirloom Obtain the Islands Sacred Rock
5 pts
Takeshi's Ultimate Kusoge Beat Takeshi's Challenge
50 pts
I See You're a Man of Culture as Well Acquire all 10 eligible items/skills from the Culture Center
3 pts
How Did You Get In My House? Use a hidden warp outside Dick's Pachinko to warp into a home
2 pts
Don't Be a Dick, Stop Hogging the Mic Successfully perform all 4 eligible songs at the Karaoke bar (Rain of Tears, Cat Expierience, Okinawa Yunta, and Hato Poppo)
5 pts
That Ends Today's Broadcast... Wait for 5 hours after choosing to stare at the blank piece of paper
5 pts
That's Amazing! I Respect You Obtain the Shamisen
5 pts
Sir, You Don't Have Enough Balls Get kicked off the Pachinko Machine by winning 3840 or more balls
5 pts
Don't Talk to Me Like That, I Am Not Your Buddy Reveal every Special Message in Japan Crazy City
5 pts
I Know These Streets Like the Back of My Hand After starting the game, make it to the South Pacific with your job quit, wife divorced, and without losing health or opening the information menu
25 pts
Go Big or Go Home Double your money at the Casino in the South Pacific
2 pts
Don't Shout Like That, Man! Reveal every Special Message on Hintabo Island (Must have Learned Hintabo language)
5 pts
Explorer of Ryonga Island Land on Ryonga Island (The first island) while hang gliding, fully explore the island, and collect a secret heart
3 pts
Explorer of Melonen Island Land on Melonen Island (The second island) while hang gliding and fully explore the island
3 pts
Explorer of Tanhyo Island Land on Tanhyo Island (the third island) while hang gliding and fully explore the island
3 pts
Shock and Terror With 4 hearts or less, fly in a Cessna plane over the South Sea and reach the end of the screen without shooting the gun
25 pts
Grandmaster Hang Glider With 4 hearts or less, fly in a hang glider over the South Sea and reach the end of the screen
50 pts
Love the Jungle Collect the secret heart in the Jungle on Chabarin Island
1 pts
Creep. Save yourself from being boiled in the Island Chief's pot by strumming the Shamisen
3 pts
The Last Resort Use a hidden warp in a Native House to warp to the Resort Center
2 pts
I Feel Great After Taking a Dump on Top of a Mountain Reveal the Special Message in the Japanese base on Chabarin Island
1 pts
Friendly Island Tourist After arriving at Chabarin Island, Make it into the treasure cave without losing health, opening the information menu, or attacking anyone (Start from the left side of the island)
25 pts
Heart Treasure Collect the secret heart in the 4th area of the treasure cave
1 pts
I Don't Want to Fight, I Just Want the Treasure After entering the treasure cave, collect the treasure without losing health, opening the information menu, and without attacking anybody
50 pts
Don't Take It So Seriously Wait on the end screen for about 5 minutes without pressing any buttons
1 pts
The Reasonably Durable Salary Man Have Max Health
2 pts
No Need for the Treasure Anymore Collect 855100 yen in a single playthrough without doubling your money at the casino
5 pts
Hit Em With the Ol A Plus B Times Three Resurrect yourself (WARNING: This trick will disable some achievements)
1 pts
Nifty Shortcut Warp to the treasure cave by performing 30,720 punches on the titlescreen
10 pts
Salaryman's Sadistic Escapade Beat Takeshi's Challenge without increasing your health or opening the information menu
100 pts
I Think There Has to Be a Game First for It to Be Over The game is over already? But it hasn't even started yet!
0 pts
Fighting a Losing Battle Get pummeled by the security
1 pts
There Goes My Life Savings! Sit in the wrong seat
1 pts
I Said I Wanted a Haircut! Not a Facecut! Oops! I Slipped!
1 pts
It's Dangerous to Fly Without a Treasure Map A mysterious explosion destroyed the plane
1 pts
No Slacking on the Job You should go back, you've got a lot of work waiting at the office
1 pts
Back to Hell Are you going to keep playing? Go back already
1 pts
I Like You. Take My Daughter And Live Here Show off your Social Dancing skills
1 pts
I Should've Killed You When I Had the Chance Hahaha! Fool! I've been following you
1 pts

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Takeshi no Chousenjou frequently asked questions

How do I play Takeshi no Chousenjou online with a friend?

Takeshi no Chousenjou (NES/Famicom) can be played online with friends using Etera's P2P netplay. Create a room in the launcher and invite your friend, who joins through the invite. Step by step:

Download the Etera launcher for Windows or Linux and create your account.
Ask your friend to do the same and add them to your friends list.
Pick the game in the library and create a netplay room.
Invite your friend: they accept the invite and join the room.
The launcher keeps dependencies on the same version for both players, avoiding desync.

How do I play Takeshi no Chousenjou on PC?

Download the Etera launcher (Windows or Linux), find Takeshi no Chousenjou in the NES/Famicom library and click to download. The launcher handles the emulator and setup for you.

Does Takeshi no Chousenjou netplay lag?

Etera uses a direct P2P connection between players, which usually means low latency. Results depend on each player's internet quality.

Does Takeshi no Chousenjou have achievements?

Yes, Takeshi no Chousenjou has 46 achievements worth 460 points. Achievements are counted and saved to your history and the leaderboard for subscribers and during the trial period.

Can I play Takeshi no Chousenjou for free?

Yes. Every account gets a 5-day trial with premium features. After that, the free plan allows 3 new games per day and 1 netplay session per day. Premium raises those limits.

Play Takeshi no Chousenjou on Etera

Download the launcher for Windows or Linux, find this game in the library and play solo or with friends.