PlayStation 2

Destroy All Humans!

Greetings earthlings! I, Cryptosporidium 137 of the Furon Empire, happened upon your planet on the way back from destroying the martians. Due to some experiments with atomic weaponry, we lack genitalia and the quality of our clones has degraded. Since you pathetic humans all carry Furon DNA in your genetic code, I have been instructed to collect fresh samples. Survival is not an option, but you should be honoured to support the legacy of the Furon Empire! Destroy All Humans! is a humorous action game with winks to the era of the goofy fifties' sci-fi movies. Crypto can hypnotize and scan people, and lift objects using psychokinesis. He can also control humans using the Hypno Blast to impose...

Genre: Action
Year: 2005
Developer: Pandemic Studios
Publisher: THQ Inc.
Players: 1

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Achievements

83 achievements · 800 total points

Bovine Bowling After learning to use Cortex Scan, kill two cows simultaneously during the mission "Destination Earth!" in Turnipseed Farm.
3 pts
The Diving Farmer After killing all the cows, kill the farmer by drowning him in the middle of the lake during the mission "Destination Earth!" in Turnipseed Farm.
5 pts
Workforce Extinction After extracting the farmer's brain, kill the farmhands without taking any damage or using the Zap-O-Matic during the mission "Destination Earth!" in Turnipseed Farm.
10 pts
Pathetic Cops! After killing the farmhands, kill both cops simultaneously during the mission "Destination Earth!" in Turnipseed Farm.
5 pts
Demoted by Gravity After destroying all human dwellings, annihilate the entire military threat without using the Death Ray during the mission "Destination Earth!" in Turnipseed Farm.
10 pts
Destination Earth! Complete the mission "Destination Earth!" in Turnipseed Farm.
5 pts
Earth Women Are Delicious! Complete the mission "Earth Women Are Delicious!" in Rockwell.
5 pts
Stealth Under the Stars From the start of the mission, Holobob the Mayor without anyone becoming aware of Crypto's chaos during the mission "Citizen Crypto" in Rockwell.
10 pts
Suckers... Deliver the speech without saying a wrong statement during the mission "Citizen Crypto" in Rockwell.
5 pts
Citizen Crypto Complete the mission "Citizen Crypto" in Rockwell.
5 pts
Alien Pool Party Complete the mission "Alien Pool Party" in Santa Modesta.
5 pts
Televisions of Doom Complete the mission "Televisions of Doom" in Santa Modesta.
5 pts
Absolute Immunity Collect all 12 overloaded brainstems without having your equipment disabled during the mission "Aliens Stole My Brain Stem!" in Santa Modesta.
10 pts
Aliens Stole My Brain Stem! Complete the mission "Aliens Stole My Brain Stem!" in Santa Modesta.
5 pts
This Island Suburbia Complete the mission "This Island Suburbia" in Santa Modesta.
5 pts
Enjoy, Teen.. The Movie Never Stops! After enjoying the movie, defend the projector without taking any damage or letting the projector be hit during the mission "Teenage Zombies from Outer Space" in Rockwell.
10 pts
Teenage Zombies from Outer Space Complete the mission "Teenage Zombies from Outer Space" in Rockwell.
10 pts
South by Southwest Complete the mission "South by Southwest" in Santa Modesta.
10 pts
Trust the Crazy Use Hypno on the crazy man to lead you to Bert Whither during the mission "Foreign Correspondent" in Santa Modesta.
1 pts
Lights Out, Humans! Destroy all 3 Forcefield Generators during the mission "Foreign Correspondent" in Santa Modesta.
4 pts
Come On, Berty Boy! Take Bert Whither to the saucer without using Hypno to make him move on his own during the mission "Foreign Correspondent" in Santa Modesta.
10 pts
The Untouchable Correspondent Complete the mission "Foreign Correspondent" without taking any damage in Santa Modesta.
25 pts
Foreign Correspondent Complete the mission "Foreign Correspondent" in Santa Modesta.
10 pts
Broadcast Protector Defend the TV station and towers without letting the health of any tower drop below 75% during the mission "Suburb of the Damned" in Santa Modesta.
25 pts
Suburb of the Damned Complete the mission "Suburb of the Damned" in Santa Modesta.
10 pts
Whatever Happened to Crypto 136? Complete the mission "Whatever Happened to Crypto 136?" in Area 42.
10 pts
Silent Entry Enter the Majestic Lab without anyone becoming aware of Crypto's chaos during the mission "The Mutant Menace" in Area 42.
25 pts
The Mutant Menace Complete the mission "The Mutant Menace" in Area 42.
10 pts
Clean Path... For Better Nuked! Escort the Truck to the end without the Truck being hit during the mission "Duck and Cover!" in Area 42.
25 pts
Duck and Cover! Complete the mission "Duck and Cover!" in Area 42.
10 pts
It's a Wonderful Armageddon Complete the mission "It's a Wonderful Armageddon" in Santa Modesta.
10 pts
Furon Down Complete the mission "Furon Down" in Union Town.
10 pts
Mr. Crypto Goes to Capitol City Complete the mission "Mr. Crypto Goes to Capitol City" in Capitol City.
10 pts
Armiquist vs the Furons! Complete the mission "Armiquist vs the Furons!" in Union Town.
10 pts
President vs. President! Kill President Huffman while using Holobob on him during the mission "The Lone Gunman" in Capitol City.
10 pts
The Lone Gunman Complete the mission "The Lone Gunman" in Capitol City.
10 pts
No Ruler but Furons! Complete the mission "The Furon Filibuster" without letting any Senator enter the Capitol Building in Capitol City.
10 pts
The Furon Filibuster Complete the mission "The Furon Filibuster" in Capitol City.
10 pts
Shocking Developments Complete the mission "Shocking Developments" in Capitol City.
10 pts
Roboprez? Not Today! Damage Roboprez before boarding your saucer during the mission "Attack of the 50ft President!" in Capitol City.
10 pts
Attack of the 50ft President! Complete the mission "Attack of the 50ft President!" in Capitol City.
25 pts
Haystack Inspector Collect all 25 Probes in Turnipseed Farm.
10 pts
The Midnight Guest Collect all 30 Probes in Rockwell.
10 pts
Coastline Cleanup Collect all 50 Probes in Santa Modesta.
25 pts
Security Breach Collect all 24 Probes in Area 42.
10 pts
Dockside Sweep Collect all 25 Probes in Union Town.
10 pts
Capital Deconstruction Collect all 30 Probes in Capitol City.
10 pts
Spark of Friendship Purchase upgrade 1 for the Zap-O-Matic.
5 pts
The Terrible Trio Purchase upgrade 2 for the Zap-O-Matic.
5 pts
Government Utility Bill Purchase upgrade 3 for the Zap-O-Matic.
5 pts
Faster than Human Stupidity Purchase upgrade 1 for the Disintegrator Ray.
5 pts
The Evil Twin Purchase upgrade 2 for the Disintegrator Ray.
5 pts
The Unholy Trinity Purchase upgrade 3 for the Disintegrator Ray.
10 pts
A Bigger Bag of Boom Purchase upgrade 1 for the Ion Detonator.
5 pts
Circle of Regret Purchase upgrade 2 for the Ion Detonator.
5 pts
Accelerated Extinction Purchase upgrade 3 for the Ion Detonator.
10 pts
Toy Car Collector Purchase upgrade 1 for the Psychokinesis.
5 pts
Tank Tosser Purchase upgrade 2 for the Psychokinesis.
5 pts
Infinite Intellect Purchase upgrade 3 for the Psychokinesis.
10 pts
No Nap Time Purchase saucer upgrade 1 for the Death Ray.
5 pts
The Burning Furon Sun Purchase saucer upgrade 2 for the Death Ray.
5 pts
Loud Music Purchase saucer upgrade 1 for the Sonic Boom.
5 pts
Flying Earthquake Purchase saucer upgrade 2 for the Sonic Boom.
5 pts
Pocket Nuke Purchase saucer upgrade 1 for the Quantum Deconstructor.
5 pts
Daily Armageddon Purchase saucer upgrade 2 for the Quantum Deconstructor.
10 pts
We Come in Peace... or Not! Destroy a total of 250 humans.
5 pts
Obey or Perish! Destroy a total of 500 humans.
10 pts
Curse You, Pathetic Humans! Destroy a total of 1,000 humans.
25 pts
Milk Shaker Tip a total of 30 cows.
10 pts
Road Rage Destroy a total of 200 vehicles.
25 pts
Toy Breaker Destroy a total of 30 robots.
10 pts
Mental Trash Collector Scan a total of 300 thoughts.
10 pts
Planting Illusions Implant a total of 50 thoughts.
10 pts
MMM... Brains! Extract a total of 50 brains.
10 pts
The Alien with 30 Faces Assume a total of 30 different identities.
25 pts
High Voltage Electrocute a total of 100 enemies.
10 pts
No Body, No Crime Disintegrate a total of 100 enemies.
10 pts
The Ion Cloud Ionize a total of 100 enemies.
10 pts
Extra Crispy Incinerate a total of 100 enemies.
10 pts
Simian Smoothie Liquefy a total of 100 enemies.
10 pts
Atomic Disassembly Deconstruct a total of 100 enemies.
10 pts
It's Tradition! Abduct a live cow in Turnipseed Farm with your saucer.
1 pts
Sea You Later! Abduct the boat from the sand on Santa Modesta beach with your saucer while it is undestroyed.
1 pts

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Destroy All Humans! frequently asked questions

How do I play Destroy All Humans! online with a friend?

Destroy All Humans! (PlayStation 2) can be played online with friends using Etera's P2P netplay. Create a room in the launcher and invite your friend, who joins through the invite. Step by step:

Download the Etera launcher for Windows or Linux and create your account.
Ask your friend to do the same and add them to your friends list.
Pick the game in the library and create a netplay room.
Invite your friend: they accept the invite and join the room.
The launcher keeps dependencies on the same version for both players, avoiding desync.

How do I play Destroy All Humans! on PC?

Download the Etera launcher (Windows or Linux), find Destroy All Humans! in the PlayStation 2 library and click to download. The launcher handles the emulator and setup for you.

Does Destroy All Humans! netplay lag?

Etera uses a direct P2P connection between players, which usually means low latency. Results depend on each player's internet quality.

Does Destroy All Humans! have achievements?

Yes, Destroy All Humans! has 83 achievements worth 800 points. Achievements are counted and saved to your history and the leaderboard for subscribers and during the trial period.

Can I play Destroy All Humans! for free?

Yes. Every account gets a 5-day trial with premium features. After that, the free plan allows 3 new games per day and 1 netplay session per day. Premium raises those limits.

Play Destroy All Humans! on Etera

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